Books

The Exorcist Book Review

Can you imagine forced pedo-sapphic incest happening on screen today? Nope and this is why this film is still considered legendary.

Advertisements

Kagegiving: Game of Thrones Book Review

Winter is coming, but who cares? Shit, the most interesting aspect of the novel, the weird seasons, is just pretty much forgotten about, because, as far as I know, winter still hasn’t come in close to twenty years. Maybe winter should find a fuckin’ Viagra.

*Spoiler warning*

Halloween Movie Novelization Book Review

When I was a child, almost all movies had a novelization. Why? Most likely because Hollywood wanted to make more money and much like a McDonald’s Happy Meal toy, this was one more worthless item to shill to kids or fans of popular novels.