Books

The Exorcist Book Review

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Can you imagine forced pedo-sapphic incest happening on screen today? Nope and this is why this film is still considered legendary.

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Kagegiving: Game of Thrones Book Review

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Winter is coming, but who cares? Shit, the most interesting aspect of the novel, the weird seasons, is just pretty much forgotten about, because, as far as I know, winter still hasn’t come in close to twenty years. Maybe winter should find a fuckin’ Viagra.

*Spoiler warning*

Halloween Movie Novelization Book Review

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When I was a child, almost all movies had a novelization. Why? Most likely because Hollywood wanted to make more money and much like a McDonald’s Happy Meal toy, this was one more worthless item to shill to kids or fans of popular novels.