The Exorcist Book Review
Can you imagine forced pedo-sapphic incest happening on screen today? Nope and this is why this film is still considered legendary.
Kagegiving: Game of Thrones Book Review
Winter is coming, but who cares? Shit, the most interesting aspect of the novel, the weird seasons, is just pretty much forgotten about, because, as far as I know, winter still hasn’t come in close to twenty years. Maybe winter should find a fuckin’ Viagra.
*Spoiler warning*
Kagegiving: Interview with the Vampire Book Review
Before Twilight, there was Anne Rice fucking up Vampires.
Heffalumps and Woozles: The Devil Crept in Book Review
Goosebumps+Hatchet=The Devil Crept In.
Halloween Movie Novelization Book Review
When I was a child, almost all movies had a novelization. Why? Most likely because Hollywood wanted to make more money and much like a McDonald’s Happy Meal toy, this was one more worthless item to shill to kids or fans of popular novels.
Heffalumps and Woozles:The Raping of Ava Desantis, Book Review
I don’t what to think about this novel, whatsoever. I ordered it a few days ago, started it at 1pm today and just finished it about 8:30 pm.
