Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la, la la, la la. So what better way to start off Kagemas then with 1922, a Netflix “original” based on the Stephen King Novella
Before Twilight, there was Anne Rice fucking up Vampires.
Goosebumps+Hatchet=The Devil Crept In.
When I was a child, almost all movies had a novelization. Why? Most likely because Hollywood wanted to make more money and much like a McDonald’s Happy Meal toy, this was one more worthless item to shill to kids or fans of popular novels.
Goosebumps+Dexter= I’m Not a Serial Killer
Listen to them, my creatures of the night, what beautiful music they make”-Dracula