Skip to content

Category: Satire

Comedy 0

Life’s a Bitch and then you Die.

     “Life’s a bitch and then you die” says one Massachusetts doctor. Asking to remain anonymous, Doctor X has been studying the effects of life on humans for over twenty-five years now. “We’ve discovered that you start to die the minute you’re born.” he said, adding “and it sucks until then.”      For such a bleak prognosis, surely there must be a […]

Satire 0

Young Man Destroys Establishment.

AP-United States      It was just spouse to be another day at the office for John Pearson, but it turned out to be historical for both him and his home country. Born in small town New England, John Person left the simple life in pursuit of his dream of being a full time journalist.       “I wanted to be a journalist for years.” John Pearson said. “I can recall back, being as young as five years old and interviewing people using my handy-dandy notebook from Blue’s Clues. “ He pulled out the tattered old notebook, showing the scribbling of his youth. “I didn’t grow up enjoying the greats, like Prez Hilton as my peers did. Instead, I turned to little known […]