Kageoween: Halloween Kills Review (Mostly Spoiler free)
The critic consensus isn’t good, but fuck them, am I right?
Kageoween: The Haunting of Bly Manor
An au pair takes a job at a haunted mansion, how original of Netflix, uh? They really pushed the boundaries of a narrative here.
Kageoween: Hubbie Halloween
if wanted to see middle aged losers who couldn’t cut it in the real world and couldn’t grow up because adulting is “too hard”, I could look on YouTube and find half a dozen Millennial Neckbeards that fit the profile.
Kageoween: Found Footage 3D in 2D Review.
Group of people, go off into the woods, like every damn movie, albeit this one with some meta aspects to it, making it “different”.
Kageoween: I Chuckie, a review of the 2019 remake.
I was excited to see that Child’s Play was getting the reboot treatment. I was never the biggest fan of the series, but up to three was good. There is an argument to be made for Bride of Chucky but I was pretty much out at that. The concept was kind of hoakie, but it worked in its time frame, remember, it came out in 1988 and every movie had characters with weird backstories. This one removes the weird voodoo in exchange for a more realistic take. Was it better off?
Kageoween: I’m Not a Serial Killer by Dan Wells
Goosebumps+Dexter= I’m Not a Serial Killer
