Prom is the highlight of any teenager’s high school days, often leading to fond memories during a person’s midlife when they realize life didn’t turn
Ambrosia (2012)
Your smell intoxicates my senses in ways that make me glad to have imbibed the nectar of love. You make my heart flutter like the
What the fuck? (2012)
We live in a world that’s entirely disconnected from one another. We use social networking sites ironically. We bond, through bondage. We forge our chains
Retro Appetizer! (2008-2010)
Here is a bunch of short blog post, in their original format, under their original pen names and everything I did in that era, which
FUCK NERD CULTURE (2009)
Starwars sucks. There, I said it. I just commited the highest blasphemy in geek history. My cpu will be sent trojans (unforuntly not condoms, cause
OMG, BARRACK OBAMA IS GAY? (2009)
Oh, my God;Did you see that Adam Lambert just admitted he is gay? I don’t believe it. So ends another vapid exchange between two lesser
