I don’t what to think about this novel, whatsoever. I ordered it a few days ago, started it at 1pm today and just finished it about 8:30 pm.
INTRODUCTION I have always loved A Christmas Carol. It was one of my favorite Dickens tales and one of my top ten books of all
Goosebumps+Dexter= I’m Not a Serial Killer
Listen to them, my creatures of the night, what beautiful music they make”-Dracula
you can see where inspiration came from this, but it was less homage and more a “Hold my beer” moment, as Bram Stoker showcased he could do it better.
Same basic story as the novel. Young yuppie, wallstreet cunt, does too much cocaine, desires to fit in and does a bunch of boring, mundane things, like rent porn, exercise, have random outburst over shitty business cards that anyone but him would find virtually impossible to tell apart from one another, fuck prostitutes and oh yeah, he moonlights as a killer.