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Kiddy Diddlers (2008)

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(This is an old piece from an old blogger account I did under a pen name)

Welcome to yet another installment of “The Diabolical Diatribe”, with your host, the always pissed off and angry William Jillette. Today we will be discussing one of the plagues of society, child molesters.

What is a “Child Molester”? Well, a child molester is a person who engages in any type of sexual activity with a person under the age of consent in their given community, usually one who is pre-pubescent. Typically, for one or more of the following reasons:

1.) He/She is a Pedophile. Meaning that they have a predilection towards being attracted to child who are pre-pubescent.

2.) He/She is looking for a surrogate. Basically these types use the child in place of a, usually preferred, adult sexual outlet.

3.) He/She is Sadistic. These types get off on just being sick fucks and making children suffer.

It’s important to note the difference between a pedophile and a child molester. While molesters can be pedophiles, it is not always the case. The term “Pedophile” was created to group individuals who have a sexual inclination towards children. The pre-pubescent kind.

With that now out of the way, I want to state that this blog will concentrate and attack the third kind of child molester, and that’s the sadistic kind. While all forms of child molesters are sick, I feel these sick mother fuckers deserve the blunt of my attacks, because they tend to be much more perverse and cruel then your typical child molester.

I write this blog for two reasons:

1.) The other day the supreme court ruled that the death penalty was considered “Cruel and unusual punishment…for a crime that did not involve the death of the victim as well”

Read: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080625/ap_on_go_su_co/scotus_child_rape

2.) Because of some asshole who gets off to freaking and tweaking adult victims of molestation because he is a sick fuck and thinks joking about rape is funny.

Why are we protecting child molesters from death because it’s “Cruel and unusual”? Is not what these bastards do to these kids “cruel and unusual” as well? Why is the death penalty so wrong?

Justice is about proper punishment to fit the crime and I can’t see any punishment more fitting for these scum bags. Ok, maybe I’m letting my emotions get the best of me. Maybe the death penalty isn’t needed for all of these scumbags, because after all, seeing a child molester get ass rapped in jail is what I would consider poetic justice. Then again, these are people that like fucking kids, so maybe they like taking it in the ass too.

Maybe we shouldn’t kill every one of them, although the thought had crossed my mind as a very good idea. Let’s go with this one ok.

What if we put them in a giant facility for the rest of their lives where they get to live in comfort and have fun luxuries afford to them all at the expense of the tax payer? What’s that? You would never want to see that happen? Well hate to burst your bubble, but too late. Indeed such a facility exist and is in use. Search for yahoo news should yield the article to back up this statement.

I mean honestly, what better deterrent from committing sex crimes against minors could there be besides death?

Ok, some of you are probably bitching, “Well, what about the first two type of offenders, the non sadistic ones, should they die too?” While killing them all would be great, we can’t. Fucking Liberals. But, the death penalty should be imposed for those based on the crime. What about the fucking asshole that rapes a child day after day, year after year. Should they still be allowed to live? fuck no. I say DEATH PENALTY for these jerk offs. Anal rape is much too nice of a punishment for these douche bags.

What about those that rape multiple children? How about Multiple offenders? They can’t be trust to not touch children and the jails are getting crowed as is. Why not kill them off and let them fertilize the earth? Hey, I finally found a use for Sex offenders, other than cheap labor. Still, Mexicans are cheaper, nicer and have a better work ethic. I think I rather have the Mexican working for me. In fact, lets build an electrified fence on the border of Mexico and start an exchange program. We get a Mexican who will become a productive citizen of the USA, and they get one of our sex offenders. Great deal in my opinion, where do we sign?

This will keep those asshole out of our country and allow people who want a better place to live to do so.

This will also keep stupid ass mother fuckers from coveting our children while we are out and about and keep them from harassing people who where victims and forcing them to have nightmares about said attacks that happened when they where kids. This dumb fuck knows who he is and he deserves a beat down.

One last bit, off topic, because I can’t think straight. RAPE IS NOT A JOKE! Telling someone you are goanna rape them because you’re mad at someone they know is not a joke, its sick and this fuck rag deserves a kick in his balls. May you get hit by a car you child molesting asshole.

Essays, Opinion, Woman, Writing

Woman riled up over fat princess in video game (2008)

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nk to the article: http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/feminists-cry-foul-over-fat-princess/1232315

Woman need to get over the fact that they think they can’t be “fat” too.

A bunch of retarded feminist have launched complaints over a game called “Fat Princess” in which the objective of the game is to try and fatten up your princess with cake, so the opposing team then has to struggle to lift her and bring her back to their base. A capture the flag style game.

One group of female bloggers suggested re-editing the game to be about a treasure chest you fill with gold, instead of a fat chick you fill with cake.

Where is the fun in that though? This is kind of the video game version of “Big Bertha” you know, that arcade game where you have to toss balls in the fat woman’s mouth to win tickets?

Melissa McEwan told Sony she is “positively thrilled to see such unyielding dedication to creating a new generation of fat-hating, heteronormative —holes.”

Yes, because games create fat haters, just like GTA creates criminals, right? No no, it can’t be the way they are brought up, can it? We never stop and wonder if they are this way to begin with. No, we look for a scapegoat with which to place blame. Ms.McEwan, I have a secret for you…some people are just assholes.

Some people like fat woman. They are normally called “chubby chasers” and usually this is considered a “fetish” and some people just think fat woman are gross. Neither one is wrong, and who are we to tell them otherwise?

The greatest thing about free speech is that it shows you who the idiots are and who they aren’t. If they don’t like fat people then you know not to bother with them. If you agree and hate fat people, then you have a new set of friends.

Either way the BS of trying to make this country PC is fucking retarded. Stop being whiney babies and crying about how the game is going to do this and that. You don’t like it, don’t buy it. Encourage your friends not to buy it too. Wow, what a difficult concept to understand.

One game is NOT going to make a new generation of men who dislike fat woman, anymore then easy bake oven will make a generation of woman think the place they belong is in the kitchen. I reiterate that games won’t make men hate fat woman, the media does a good enough job of that all ready. 😉 lol

You need to get over it. People will always dislike people for the way they are. It’s the nature of the beast. Don’t expect everyone to like everyone else. It will never happen. Just go about your life and live it how you want. Pay no heed to the idiots who hate you because you’re fat. Because most people prob hate them because they’re stupid.

Link to the article: http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/feminists-cry-foul-over-fat-princess/1232315

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The Way of Men (Book Review 2012)

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Having just read The Way of Men by author Jack Donovan, I have come to the conclusion that my idea of masculinity has been wrong all these years.
Strength and masculinity have been considered, for years, abstract concepts. That is to say, everyone has their own interpretation on what makes men, men and they are whitewashed hypocritical versions of masculinity to borrow a phrase from Anton LaVey.

Men will often refer to gangster movies as the ideal man movies but in reality, suggest that being a man is something completely different.
In The Way of Men, Jack posits the question of what masculinity is and if there is indeed a true way to BE a man and if indeed there is a true way to be a man, then what is the way of man?

The Way of Men is suggesting that manhood is the way of the gang. Men, traditionally being the hunters of the tribes would naturally have to get along to succeed and keep each other and their tribe alive.
This traditionally makes sense, especially on a Selfish Gene scenario. With Richard Dawkins suggesting the cost benefit scenario that all males of various species adhere to by nature.

Mans true nature is to be territorial, aggressive, dominant, strong and strategic, even to the point of being thieves and going so far as to steal wives from competing tribes. Yet men can also be compassionate and fair.

Men are born with the desire to compete for resources and as horrible and vulgar as that sounds to reduce woman to resources that is the way it has been for centuries. It was the way evolution intended it and the way our human biology still sees it.

It also seems to be suggesting and I could be wrong, but crime, in the traditional sense is really men being locked up for being, well, men.

It is not suggesting a release of prisoners or anything of the like but rather just suggesting that we lock men up more often for being themselves.
It is the fact that society no longer needs for men like that, that leads to frustrated young men turning to drugs and other avenues, often leading to criminal activity for lack of ability to express their true natures.

The Way of Man can be seen as a call to action. For young men to grab society by the balls in only the way men can and assert ourselves to not be breed out of extinction. We must reclaim masculinity and not make our young men feel demonized for their natural predictions.

Men are a completely natural thing and if we allow ourselves to, we will be destroyed.

So then I pose the question: What is the future way of man? The answer is the way of the dinosaurs.

Five out of Five Stars.

Essays, Journalism, Local, Trolling, Writing

How I Exposed Fake News

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Click Here to read the press release

So I wrote for a fake company called The Kitchen LLC. It was promoted as a progressive restaurant, that would hire men only, just to cater to woman. Obviously this is satire and I was doing it as an experiment. It didn’t actually take much exchange and below you can see how easy it was, with so little vetting. Me-Sa Ginny is made to sound like misogyny and BachDish is a play on the German phrase, Buck Dish or Bend Over as it is translated! So obvious troll is obvious, right?

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It actually got printed on the front page of the Journal Tribune here in Biddeford, Maine.

It gets even better! Instead of redact with a small print block on page 4 as these types are apt to do, they fake an entire news article to save face.

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If you refer to picture, the last time they emailed me was 1/3 2018 and I did not reply back. You see the article still went to print!

So what’s a young man to do when he stumbles across a new organization that writes fictional news? He takes it to the media to expose it and this is what happens!

While I did get a few inquires, no one wanted to print it, except for one but due to a conflict of interest, the fact a parent company owns both, they could not. So I am bringing it here and showing the world how the Journal Tribune, a small time newspaper, fakes the news and why they do it!

As of now, they have deleted both and replaced the fake news with a small redaction in place of the fake news article, with them giving themselves too much credit for their “Due Diligence”, which, had they had such, it never would of gone to print in the first place and the only reason they knew is because I owned up, in an attempt to show the world the depravity of that brand!

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Slight Edits and Correction to the text: January 15th, 2018

Essays, National, Non-fiction, Politics

Bernie Sanders is Hitler!

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In order to understand what I am about to lay upon you, one has to have an understanding to how things were in the past. Ideology of old in the past, doesn’t mean it is currently seen the way it once was. Libertarianism, in the past, was once traditional conservatives. Oddly enough, in today’s epoch, it is now associated with Liberal ideology. Even more oddly, it is sadly becoming associated with the Alt-Right, which is absolute is not. In fact, the Alt-Right is closer to FDR New Deal liberals than they are to the traditional right and this is where we get into the gist of my essay, Bernie Sander’s is Hitler!

If you never read Mein Kampf, which you absolutely should have, if you want to consider yourself educated. Most of the book isn’t in any way, shape or form what one would consider an anti-Semitic rant. In fact, Mein Kampf is combination Biography, political manifesto and interjected opinion as opposed to a plan for the elimination of the Jewish people that it was always considered by the uneducated plebeians, that is the modern right and left. In reality, Mein Kampf is closer to your drunk lefty uncle Fred at Thanksgiving, ranting about the inadequacies of capitalism and why the rich are responsible for all the woes in the world. Sound familiar? It should, given that is Bernie Sander’s entire base and style. He’s sticking to basic structure of any leader, if you also bother to read the 48 Laws of Power!

The fact of the matter is, Hitler was an anti-capitalist, anti-communism, Boeheim artist, who traveled from place to place, never really doing much of anything and grew bitter and bitter by the day for finding no success. Being a product of his generation, and not as liberal as he claimed to be toward the Jews in Mien Kampf! In other words, Hitler was Jack Dawson in Titanic, who harbored hate towards most people, in fact, I would say Hitler was closer to being misanthropic than anti-Semitic, he ended up taking it out on the Jews for a number of reasons, some of which would include Anti-Semitic behavior was common in Germany seventy years ago, as with most nations. In fact, Jewish hated was very common in other ancient epochs as well. Some Jews actually were trying to install Communism in Germany, he reacted in order to stop it. There were some Jewish 1 percenters, to borrow a phrase from Sanders and Friends. Ultimately, Hitler saw himself as the hero an acted that way, he was Germany’s savior and nothing was going to stop his seemingly God given mandate to save Germany!

(As a quick digression, Hitler also seemingly had either a God Complex or Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Entitlement issues, typical human superiority issues, based on superficial, non-objective criteria. Among a plethora of other mental issues. None of which he shares with Bernie Sanders. Interestingly enough, Bernie seems to have no mental issues, which makes this parallel worse!)

Back to Bernie Sanders, both share a similar ideology and are very much old school, big government Democrats, pandering to the working class and working for you. Bernie was seemingly influenced to get into politics as serious study, because of Adolph Hitler himself, being quoted as saying, Because Hitler won an election that was way he took politics so seriously. Had he bothered to read and pay attention, he would know that Hitler never won an election. He lost and seized power. Also, he would know that, besides having old school leftist tendencies towards racism, Bernie and Hitler were ideologically one and the same, pandering to the same base (National Socialist Workers Party ring a bell?) with a similar style, neither one of which ever amounted to much, outside of politics and ultimately both Bitter and perpetual victims of a mean spirited, capitalistic system!

I personally believe, given the opportunity, Bernie would march the successful into death camps and redistribute their wealth in quite the same way. The leeches had always been around, looking to suck from the strong and those who dare attempt to make something of themselves in our society, and Bernie is leading the charge!

In conclusion, based on facts, Bernie is closer to Hitler than any candidate, past or present, including Donald Trump.

(Disclaimer, I begrudgingly voted for Barry Goldwater’s doppelganger Hilary Clinton, on the fact that she was, ironically, more conservative!)

Essays, Images, Journalism, News, Non-fiction, Reviews, Websites

Fiverr.com is Horrible!

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I started multiple gigs on Fiverr.com that are similar to things already allowed on the website. My third gig, was denied for copyright infringement because some third party claimed to own the act of reviewing.

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Here is my e-mail on the gig.

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This all happened after already having approved it in the first place. So I write to them this:

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So they wrote back with

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They marked it as resolved on the wrong gig, which is still active. If they meant reviews were not allowed on the site, then why is this here

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The difference between my gig and this? I offered honest and objective reviews because these people’s clients deserve honesty. Instead, I guess, Fiverr’s policy is that fraudulent reviews are marketable and mine are not, even though an alleged third company complained.

If I were you, I would stay away from this company!